KIDS Warning: Just so you know, there's a lot of kids in here™



Warning: Just so you know, there's a lot of kids in here. Note taken & heeded! I'm on my way (:

If you want to add another dog breed, select the "KIDS & CUSTOM BREED" version in the dropdown menu, add your breed request in checkout. 


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* Second image shows all sizes: XL 20"x59", M 18"x30", thin indoors mat 20"x32", L 23"x35"

We ain't got shit!  ZOO

copyright is NOT on actual doormat. THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service. XL mats have additional shipping Internationally.

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I also paint pet portraits! Popkin's Pet Portraits, pet portraits with personality for animal loving humans.

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