*** Due to supply shortages, medium 18"x 30" mats are not currently available for all styles. Listings are being adjusted for current size options. To reward you for understanding- THIN and LARGE mats have been discounted! 

With over 700 styles, we may have missed updating a few.  If your choice is not available on a medium mat, we will convo you with options. Thank you for your patience & understanding during these crazy covid times!

If you really, really want the medium size mat, contact us for delivery dates. Hopefully soon! 

*International shipping updates- The USA & Canada are shipping all sizes. All other countries are limited to SMALL 6"x30" and THIN 20"x32" mats Worldwide. Medium, Large & X-Large mats may be an additional $50+USD in shipping.

KEISTER off my property funny Home Alone doormat

$39.95

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Show guests what a loving and sociable person you are by greeting them with this "keister off my property" doormat. Handmade from eco-friendly materials, this sturdy doormat’s frank and comical message is sure to get a laugh from everyone that comes to visit- This is why I'm broke

Are you a fan of the Home Alone movies? Who isn't!? This funny, rude doormat from the "Angels with Filthy Souls" film within the film, very meta meme, makes a great housewarming gift and conversation starter. Happy Holidays!

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 We have heavy duty, weather resistant versions of this mat in MEDIUM!  They are made in the USA and fantastic- the perfect gift! 

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

Want to save $$$? Up to 6 mats ship for one low, flat rate in the continental USA. Get your posse together & save! ◎[▪‿▪]◎ 

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