KEISTER off my property funny Home Alone doormat


Sizes from medium 18“ x 30“ up to double wide 24“ x 60“


Show guests what a loving and sociable person you are by greeting them with this "keister off my property" doormat. Handmade from eco-friendly materials, this sturdy doormat’s frank and comical message is sure to get a laugh from everyone that comes to visit- This is why I'm broke

Are you a fan of the Home Alone movies? Who isn't!? This funny, rude doormat from the "Angels with Filthy Souls" film within the film, very meta meme, makes a great housewarming gift and conversation starter. Happy Holidays!

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 We have heavy duty, weather resistant versions of this mat in MEDIUM!  They are made in the USA and fantastic- the perfect gift! 

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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