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With sizes for every space, from skinny 6"x30" to double wide 24"x60" doormats, you can make your outdoor entrance unique.

HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady funny meme doormat US made

$45.00

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You’d think that having a dog would require a “beware of the dog” sign. Well, this hilarious "Beware of wife, kids and pets are also shady, husband is cool" doormat sends this notion into the bin. Instead, it paints a colorful picture to any visitor: both husband and wife lurking in the shadows and a dog sitting casually in sunglasses sipping on a beer.- Awesomestuff365

Get all the HUSBAND is Cool variations. OR WIFE is Cool with everything you can imagine Cats, rabbits, horses, kid, pets- whew!

DOG is COOL      BEWARE of BLONDE     EVERYONE is COOL     GINGER GUY    BEARDED GUY      GINGER & BEARDED

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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5
Reviewed by Kvich1@bellsouth.net on May 14, 2019
Can I get one that says Welcome Beware of Wife Dog is also shady Husband is cool
HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady funny meme doormat
5
Reviewed by Stephanie T on Dec 3, 2018
Absolutely love this doormat! It arrived last night and my husband and I couldn’t stop laughing. Just as pictured and good, sturdy quality. Totally recommend! Thanks DGDM!!
HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady funny meme doormat
5
Reviewed by Silense on Sep 6, 2017
Item exactly as pictured and described. Shipping was fast! Thank you, so much!
HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady funny meme doormat

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