Whoop! Holiday Giveaway!
Purchase any 2 regular doormats & get a geekery mat FREE! Purchase 4 regular mats & you can get 2 FREE geek mats! 
To get the FREE mat you MUST add this listing to your purchase before checkout.
It will be an 18"x30" mat of our choice & you will love it. While supplies last. USA only, sorry!

FANCY Welcome to the Home of Mr. & Mrs. FANCY Pants doormat


Welcome to the Home of Mr. & Mrs. FANCY Pants doormat-
Do you or someone you know own an espresso machine?  Do you enjoy your craft beer out of handmade beer glass made by an artisan?  Do you eat charcuterie?  Are your sheets above 300 thread count?  If you've answered yes to any of these questions then you are a Fancy Pants.

This doormat isn't for the regular folks who enjoy eating hot pockets in a Snuggie on a futon while watching America's Funniest Videos.  This doormat is for you Dwell readers that drink cognac out of a warm snifter by the hearth while enjoying a little sweet pipe tobacco.  Enjoy, Fancy Pants.  You deserve it.


Add a little class to that sass with a Border!  Double line border NOT available on SMALL SIZE

copyright is NOT on actual doormat

Know a Dr & Mr.? Get any mix of Mr, Ms, Mrs & Dr you like with this customizable version

see more Welcome themed doormats in my shop HERE: WELCOME DOORMATS

LIKE FREE SHIPPING?! order one mat and your 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th mats ship FREE in the continental USA!

Learn more Facts about Damn Good Doormats: Care, Custom orders, Green & Eco Friendly, Refunds and Exchanges & DGD in the Movies!


. THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service.
keep your Damn Good Doormat away from sun & rain!!!
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