Whoop! Holiday Giveaway!
Purchase any 2 regular doormats & get a geekery mat FREE! Purchase 4 regular mats & you can get 2 FREE geek mats! 
To get the FREE mat you MUST add this listing to your purchase before checkout.
It will be an 18"x30" mat of our choice & you will love it. While supplies last. USA only, sorry!

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You should get off my porch. Can yo read it?

Shut the front door!  doormat . funny, rude mature novelty doormat
Tired of telling the kids to close the door already? Let this doormat do it for you!

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