Whoop! Holiday Giveaway!
Purchase any 2 regular doormats & get a geekery mat FREE! Purchase 4 regular mats & you can get 2 FREE geek mats! 
To get the FREE mat you MUST add this listing to your purchase before checkout.
It will be an 18"x30" mat of our choice & you will love it. While supplies last. USA only, sorry!

Doubleplusgood to see you


Doubleplusgood to see you, Orwellian doormat. Newspeak is back! Or do you feel more doubleplusUNgood?

welcome you are™ We speak geek! Welcome, all guests are, when you place this welcome doormat by the front door. It’s the ideal house warming gift for any Sci-Fi fan.-thisiswhyimbroke

Dark Side Welcome you are Go Away Chewie Pizza

A great gift for a housewarming, wedding or anniversary gift for a sci-fi fan! 

copyright is NOT on actual doormat. THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service.


LIKE FREE SHIPPING?! order one mat and your 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th mats ship FREE in the continental USA!

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